Wssszhh, the force is strong in this one...

I always like travelling by rail

Waiting to get picked up by a wealthy yacht owning toddler...

H-E-E-E-E-Y, The Fonz got nuthin' on me, where's my leather jacket?

So this is what they mean by the terrible two(s)

EEK! Nobody warned me about the G Force in these things

I wonder when mummy will realise I've drank all her brandy?

This hitch hiking business is no fun!

DADDY, DADDY! I created a new planet!

Funky afro

About time to implement the naughty step...

The rootin'ist tootin'ist cowgirl this side of Glasgow

Look at me, I'm Mariah Carey!

Worst case of 'Car Ear' I've seen all year!

1st Prize for hide and seek

How did Winnie get up there??

Getting better at that Marilyn Monroe pose!!

Talia's 1st day at teacher training

Checkmate in 5 moves (for Talia!)

I was sure I'd bookmarked the Jimmy Choo site...

Not so brave with your tickly fingers now, are you?

A little too much "trifle" I think...

Everybody has a bad hair day

I don't care if you're from OK magazine, this is a private party, bugger off!

I wish daddy would get me a real toy gun

Another GREAT day racing

I'M MOONWALKING!!!

I've got an important appointment... With the sandpit!

Someone stole my Harley, and my denim waistcoat...

Here's the tour itinerary for today...

Beach babe

Penelope Cruz eat yer heart out...

And here's my other Michael Jackson impersonation!

Wait, I wasn't ready for the picture

This is an absolute outrage, how dare you!

You put your right foot in...

Socks... with sandles... Are we going to Germany??

You didn't even wait till I put make up on, what will I do with you??

Wait, wait, right, this is an impression of my dad....

MU-U-U-U-UMM!!!!!!

No, but seriously, we have to save the rainforests.

This make up sure tastes good

Where's the wheels on this bucket of rust??

Jeeves! Fetch the Rolls, we're going to Harrods!

How could you do that? I really wanted that last rusk!

You can't buy attitude like this....

RE-SPECT!

Someone farted (again!)

P - Diddy's got nuthin' on me!

Guess where bouncy ball has just been...

Sho-o, whur's the bogs?

When I grow up, I want to be a geek, just like daddy!

Right class, my name is Talia and this is dressing up 101

Please, just 5 more minutes of Teletubbies, I can do it, hon... zzzzz

My first wheels, everybody's gotta start somewhere!

I'm spidergirl!

GRRRRRRRRRR!!!

Just as well Winnie's nose has been reinforced...

I'M 1 TODAY!!

How can they do this to me? 3 Cakes! I can't pick just one...

The candle looked like the tastiest option (and the only one I could lift!)

My first 1st birthday present

Hallelujah! An activity table!

Lemme all hear ya cry "Hallelujah!" Don't forget to fill the collection boxes before you leave!

GET ME OUT OF HERE!!!

Has "Love Island" started yet?

Maybe I can chew through the bars...

They promised me Sky TV and 3 square meals, instead I got some toys and babyfood...

I knew I shouldn't have had that last Vodka and Milk cocktail!

At last, some control.

Whad'ya mean "We're not going to the seaside"?

The "New Romantic" years

When's Teletubbies coming on?

Ahhhh, a nice bit of sole...

LOOK AT ME! I can nearly do the splits!

This duck's a bit dry, I wonder what they did with the sauce...

I did it! I did it! I'm entering a different dimension!

This next song is dedicated to all my fans who’ve put me where I am today…

A girl needs a rest after hitting all the boutiques

I’m manicuring for Chrissakes, can’t you just leave me alone??

Just another 5000 points and I’ll beat mama’s hi-score

RAAAAAAAAAAASSSP!!!!

With the 1^st stage of Mount Sofa conquered it was time to get on with stage 2

If I spit hard enough, maybe I can hit the light!

WHAAAT! J-Lo’s brought out ANOTHER perfume?!!!!

YES! An Elvis outfit. Finally.

Mama says she’ll buy me a pair of Manolo Blahnik’s next time

HIIIIIIII-YAA!

EXCELLENT! Another thumb!

Yo! So welcome to my crib. This is where I hang out with my homies...

I'm meant to be a tomboy and they've got me wearing this soppy dress!

SH! Did I ask for your opinion???

Speak to my agent...

All hail the mighty babyfood God!!

What is this muck they're trying to feed me?

All these toys and only 2 hands...

All this shopping really takes it out a girl!

I swear, if you give me one more spoonful of that stuff it's gonna come right back out

No photos please, I'm trying to sleep...

Ah, Paris...

It takes a lot of work to look this good y'know...

You paid HOW MUCH for these shoes????

Ok, ok, so the food's meant to go in my mouth

Sho... Let me tell you about thish guy I used to know...

I know kung-fu!

Phew, who farted?

Is that... medicine?

I'm here today to talk about babies rights and our place in society...

Look what I made!

I wish they'd hurry up, I'm too warm

That was a good joke dad, tell me another!

Take that!

Uh-oh, dad's taking another one of his "arty" shots

This driving thing's no problem!

What you looking at? I'm fae Glasgow!

Put em up, put em up!

Friends, Romans, countrymen...

O Sole Mio

Shaushages!

Put me in ma bed for cryin' out loud!

That milk's strong stuff, I wonder what they put in it...?

Mr President, we have a problem...

Yoga 101

Where am I??